Cinema Mavericks

Well...start the countdown and tell your nanas to go indoors because we just wrapped post on Centurion City and I swear it's already cured Mr. D of his urinary tract infection...that's how powerful this stuff is. Oh boy...Le Car has truly outdone himself here. He was a real SOB in the editing suite (at one point Mr. C fell asleep and Le Car wrote "I loved the second season of Alice" in permanent magic marker on Mr. C's head. This is especially funny because Mr. C was indifferent about the second season of Alice and though the plotting was contrived...he didn't actually love it at all!! Boy did we have a laugh about that!) In any event, we all worked pretty hard and Mr. D especially was a stone cold ice t killah to the max in the post sweet. I dedicate this blog to him. Look out for the first episode of centurion city sometime this week. If you like it, compliments can be sent to mrH@cinemamavericks.com. If you think it has the gravitas of Alice's second season, criticisms can be sent to mrC@cinemamavericks.com.

By the way, Raj is contesting a speeding ticket in court next week, so keep your fingers crossed for him.

With you always in sandwiches- Mr. H

Hey there. Mr. H here. We just completed day 2 of a 2-day shoot for our next short feature, “Centurion City”. It went considerably better than our first day, which found us shut down and taken into custody by the entire 10 member security staff at Westfield Mall in Century City. And for any of you out there that have served time in Mall jail…you know that shit is hard as hell. Our fearless director, le car, tore a security guard’s badge of and flung it like a ninja throwing star. Unfortunately, his aim is really sub-par and he ended knocking the pen out of the hand of Corey Feldman who was signing autographs for his memoir at an adjacent kaboda. Our intern Raj bailed us out, but foolishly could not drive us home as he borrowed his brother’s Trans-Am with the rear seat torn out to make room for the home-made bad ass speaker box. Nevertheless…it was a huge success and will likely be the definitive Centurions movie of this or any generation. Thanks for checking in.